31 Free Way To Promote Learnoflix (through email marketing)

30-DAY HIGHLY ENGAGING EMAIL MARKETING SEQUENCE FOR LEARNOFLIX

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  Just Like You

31 Free Way To Promote Learnoflix, Just like you, I have been scammed, not once, not twice. I have gotten involved in things that never yielded any results. I have put my money, hoping for a huge payout, only to have to count my losses, yet again.

And if I am to start mentioning their names, I would have to write a book to complete it. So, I know how it feels. And I understand your hesitation. Plus, Learnoflix isn’t popular yet…

I was equally as doubtful when I first saw it. 

“How can a 23-year-old make 843k under 30 days?” 

I didn’t believe it until I got my first commission on the 29th of December. I had started gaining traction with Learnoflix then and I wanted to test if it works or not so I made a withdrawal. (Check the screenshot)

Today, I have made over 200k in less than a month, a far cry from 843k but way better than where I was late last year when I was looking for just 10,000 naira to travel to Ibadan for Christmas. 

How one’s story can change in an instant when they decide to change, by making a decision.

Today, I want to help you in your decision

 

 

•  The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You are not an early bird.

That actually works in your favour.

Now, as I promised, I wanted to update

you about working with me in the Learnoflix. The

very fact that you have not jumped on

board yet shows me you actually ARE the

second mouse.

I know you are cautious and you take

your time to make a decision, you are

not a ‘here today – gone tomorrow’

individual. Clearly, you are not the type

of person who jumps into something

without thinking about it.

This is good. I would rather work with

someone who took a long time to make

a decision then one of those ‘easy in,

easy out’ gadflies. Those people are

about as useful as a screen door on a

submarine.

Good performers in Learnoflix have always

taken the time to check out and

determine if the program fits their needs before

they joined and went to the top. You

have that in common with the top

leaders of our company.

That brings me to my point.

I want to help you on your fact finding.

Just to bring you up to speed, take a look

at this short online video, then give me a

call, or shoot me back a message. I’ll be

happy to answer your questions without

any pressure. That’s right, no pressure,

because that’s my style, since that’s the

way I like to be treated too.

Best,

David

 

PS: Taking a good long look is not

procrastination. No, procrastination is

the art of keeping up with yesterday.

•  As useful as an ashtray?

Hi friend,

Tell me about your day. Your work day.

Was it like mine? Do you have to get up

early, scarf down some food so quick

that you really can’t enjoy it and shower

just to wake up enough and face the

drive to work?

And then toil all day at a job that is not

paying you enough to keep the financial

wolves at bay?

You know what? I was 26 years old,

working full time, and yet I could not

write a cheque for NGN100,000. One hundred measly

thousand naira. My savings account

was about as useful as an ashtray on a

motorcycle. I mean, I was so hungry my

belly thought my throat had been cut.

That’s when I knew I was doing

something wrong.

In fact, the bank called and asked for

their calendar back.

Well, now, life is better. I can write that

$1000 check, and our life style is much

better – but more importantly, you can

have that same life style too!

What if this was your day David: you wake

up, put on the coffee, have a bite to eat,

and commute yourself down the hall to

your home office. No traffic unless you

have a cat.

The cat stares at you, and you wonder –

why you have a cat?

You fire up your computer, look in your

inbox and read about a new member in

your team, and some sales that were

made, earing you a nice profit all over

night. Your backoffice tells you about

someone ready to join the team and

‘would you help him do it’.

The point I am making here, is not if you

have a cat or not, but if you want the life

of a successful home-based person with

our program?

It won’t pay off overnight – perhaps you

need that job now, because you can

work full time at your job, and part time

on your fortune, you know.

Start working on your fortune now, by

calling me, I’m here and I’m ready to

help.

Best,

David Ahiome

The 7 Figure Affiliate Marketer

 

• I’m so clumsy…

Are you clumsy?

I’m not sure about you, but I’m so clumsy I could trip over a cordless phone. I don’t know if you are clumsy or not, but clearly you don’t want to take any missteps.

I know you are someone who is concerned about your future, your income, and your family’s well-being. I know that because if that was not the case you would not have been seeking some way to earn an additional solid income – or a substantial full-time income. 

It’s very clear you care about your family, and have decided you WILL find a way out of this financial mess the economy has put you in.

More money.

You do want more money, don’t you?

Does a one-legged duck swim in circles? Of course, you want more money. 

That’s why I’m not giving up on you. If you are not the type of person to give up on yourself, then I won’t either. That’s why I want you to get involved in the Learnoflix. It is the answer to so many people’s financial crisis, so why not you too?

Don’t wait forever to get started, I’m here, I’m David, and I’m a real person. And I’ll help you. CALL ME NOW, I’m at the phone. 

 

Best, 

David Ahiome.

 

• What my granddaddy left me

I remember my grandfather telling how

he started out with nothing, and when

he died, he still had most of it.

We’ve been visiting via email a bit now,

regarding Learnoflix 7 Figure Affiliate program, 

and I know it’s been on the

back of your mind.

But something is holding you back. In

my experience it’s only one of 3 things:

– Money

– Time

– Tried something like it before and failed

 

Well, let me ask you this, David:

 

What is more important, saving a few

bucks or your building up a REAL

monthly cash flow?

What is more important, saving a few

hours for TV – or investing that time to

start a REAL monthly income?

I know that answers are as obvious as

the advice to never moon a werewolf,

yet sometimes we need to be reminded

of the obvious stuff.

Look David, if past history was all there was

to success, the richest people would be

the librarians.

 

So, if you did not have the success you

wanted in the past, at the end of the

day, what does that really mean?

Nothing. Certainly, you learned

something, and while you won’t make

back your money there, it’s still

important to make it back. And that’s

where this program comes in.

Now, just to bring you up to speed, take

a look at this online video below, and

then give me a call, for a no pressure

discussion on how you can get started

creating that monthly cash flow today.

David, I’m going to help you.

Best,

David

contact info

Online video

 

• I was Harvard’s Dog

When I was little there was a game I

wanted to buy. It cost 200 naira, which

seemed like an enormous amount of

money to me at the time. Just like other

kids my age, I only received 5 naira per

week allowance, (shows you how old I

am!), but I had no other choice for

income as there was little work around. I

could either save long and hard and get

the game, or blow my allowance each

week on fun stuff and never reach my

goal.

 

It was my granddad who pulled me aside

when he noticed that I did not run

outside at the sound of the ‘Good

Humour’ man’s bell (a local ice cream

truck) like Harvard’s dog – to ask why I

suddenly did not want ice cream. I

explained my dilemma, and he told me

he would match my savings once it hit

50 naira. 

Wow! Now my game was no longer

40 weeks away, only 20!

I was learning about what I now know is

called the ‘ability to put off

gratification’. It’s one of the key marks

of a successful entrepreneur.

So here we are today. I know you have

an interest in earning more money each

month – which is why Learnoflix is perfect for

you. But perhaps you don’t want to

make the small monetary expenditure or

the time investment to get started?

All I can tell you is this, the longer you

wait, the harder it gets. And what’s

better, I’m here to help you. I may be

helping someone else in the future, and

not have as much time to go around

later if you keep waiting. So, get started

in Learnoflix Affiliate Marketing Program now, 

and just put off spending on

entertainment a bit. I know you deserve

to treat yourself, but you and your

family’s long-term future is more

important than a couple of dinners out.

Honestly, that’s how I found the budget

to get started.

Really. Call me now, I’m ready to help,

Best,

David

contact info

online video link

PS – Remember the guy who had enough

money to last him the rest of his life,

unless he bought something? That used

to be me.

 

• Back in Primary 5

I remember a friend of mine in primary 5.

We were going on a class trip, overnight,

to Abuja which included a

tour of the CBN building. My buddies and

I were totally pumped – I mean

the CBN, this was the best thing to come

along in our lives!

Finally, it was the morning we were to

leave. The whole class was boarding the

bus, except my best friend Nasiru. I was

 

looking franticly, out each side of the

bus, expecting to see his Mom driving up

before we left just in time for him to

arrive. But no Nas, like we used to call him. We left, without

him.

Now I missed my buddy Nas, but as we

got to the sights of sounds of the capital of Nigeria,

I forgot about missing him, and just

soaked up the atmosphere. I was too

young to know that House of Assembly was just a

bunch of bums. 

Well, we had a great trip, but I was

looking forward to get home to find out

what happened to Nas. He would not

have missed this for the world.

Turned out his sister got sick, and he had

to go with his Mom to take his sister to

the hospital. His Mom could not leave to

 

take him to the school, so he missed the

trip. Turned out that there was really

nothing wrong with his sister after all,

but no one knew that at the time.

No one likes to miss out, or miss the

boat.

It’s a lousy feeling to look back and say,

‘I wish I could have been there, or done

that…but…’.

David, this is one of those times. Learnoflix 

affiliate marketing program is a

business like no other. It’s going places,

and it’s going to be one of those amazing

companies that take the industry by

storm.

David, don’t miss the bus. Don’t miss this

one. Oh, I’m sure you have plenty of

good reasons why the timing is not right

to start your journey right now, but apart

 

from those, is there any other reason

you should not just call me right now

and get started, right now, right this very

minute?

Give me a call, I’m right here, talk soon!

Best,

 

contact info

online video

Also See: How To Promote Learnoflix Products

 

• Not another promise

I know you are still searching for some

kind of opportunity to earn an additional

monthly income. I understand that you

have been in these financial straits for

some time, and the longer it is, the

worse it gets.

Look, I can’t promise you will earn a

bundle of money overnight just because

you join Learnoflix, but I can promise you this:

The very fact that you made a decision to

move forward with SOMETHING will

make you feel better. It will even make

sleeping tonight a little easier.

Moving forward, doing something,

beginning to turn things around. That’s

what making a decision about completing 

your order on Learnoflix will do

for you. Right away.

The very fact that you will be among

people on our team that have gone

through what you have gone through

should make it easier.

Friend, having something to work on that

can reward so much, like 50k  a week 

in learnoflix, is going to change sleepless 

nights to exciting days,

worry into ambition and depression into

enthusiasm.

Give me a call and join right now, I’m

here at the phone, I’ll help you every

step of the way, and you’ll sleep much

better tonight.

Best,

yn

contact info

online video

 

• Disgusted

Some people find disgust a good

motivator. I know a little about disgust.

I watched how it motivated a good friend

of mine. He was a guy I had known for

10 years. He was one of those guys who

was slim and good looking in his youth.

But, by age 26, he was plump…well – he

was fat.

I ran into him six months after seeing

him on his 26th birthday, but now he was

looking slim and actually, in much better

shape than I had seen him for years. I

asked him what happened. He said: “I

went to Ghana.” “What? Ghana, how

did that help? Was it the weather?”

‘’Well’’, he told me, ‘‘I was on the beach,

looking at the pretty girls, but I noticed

none of them was looking back at me,

not even the old ones. I looked at my

shadow, and saw my shape. I was

disgusted. I resolved then and there to

get in shape. It took four months at the

gym, and jogging, and changing my

eating habits. But it worked.’’

It was disgust that did it.

It can be a mighty fine motivator.

What about you, David? Is there anything in

your financial life that disgusts you?

Anything that could get you disgusted enough to say,

‘‘I’m ready to do something RIGHT NOW!’’

 

Pick up the phone and call me. Devote 6 months to

getting into financial shape and propel

your financial disgust into financial

safety.

You don’t need to go to Ghana to get

disgusted, you just need to get into

shape.

Do it, do it now, I’m here, and I’m willing

to help.

Best,

contact info

online video

 

• A one eyed cat?

It’s difficult pulling the trigger on a new

business, because once you start, there

will be things you will miss, like TV, web

surfing and reading the paper. I would

be lying if I said you will not have to give

up something to get started with learnoflix.

 

And I’ll admit I get busy sometimes,

sometimes busier than a one-eyed cat

watching two rat holes. But it beats

being busy just to not think about

financial problems.

But it’s not just TV and web surfing that

you will give up when you’re working Learnoflix 

affiliate marketing program.

You’ll also be giving up the uncertainty

of the future, the lack of a Plan ‘B’…the

scariness of life without a financial

foundation.

What will life be like for you if you don’t

do SOMETHING?

What will life be like after you’re 65? Or

just too tired or old to work at

anything?

Friend, none of the old folks working as

lecturers at universities imagined

 

‘employment at minimum wage’ when

they dreamt about their retirement

plans. But there you go.

There are consequences for not taking

action.

But it doesn’t have to be that way. You

can change your future by making a

decision, BY JUST MAKING A DECISION.

Just pick up the phone and give me a

call, I’m here. I’ll help you.

Best,

contact info

online video

 

• Heard the one about Samson?

Let me tell you about Samson. Samson grew

up in the poor area of town. He only

had a primary six education. He dropped

out of school and ended up as a teenage

auto-mechanic for a couple of years before

starting his business.

When he was twenty one he bought a

used car – paying monthly for it and

drove it to another state, and sold it for

cash. This was just before everything in

the world was computerized, so no one

knew he was still making payments on

the car. He took the train home, and

kept up the car payments. He used the

cash to buy a rundown house. He

offered his friends some cash to fix up

the house and then he sold it. He

earned about NGN300,000, which was pretty

good back then. He did this over and

over again, and ended up a millionaire

before he was 30.

He’s a very old man now – but without

any money. Why?

Because of that early success he thought

he could make money like he had done

over and over again. But the times

changed, and housing prices, rent, computers etc.

made things impossible for a guy like Samson to keep

1. Every time he gets back into the

game, he found it so different that he

could not make any real cash. His money

was gone and his expertise was now

totally outdated.

If you peak early, this often happens if

you don’t find a new game.

Samson never saved money because he

‘knew’ he could make money like he had

in the past. But he was wrong. Sure, he

could make money in the past, but the

problem is, that we live in the present.

Today he is broke, poor and in trouble.

The lesson about Samson is this: times

change and it’s pretty hard to make

money like you may have done before –

whatever that may have been – when we

live in the ever changing present.

Yes David, it’s time to do something

 

different.

That’s why I am reminding you about Learnoflix.

It’s time for you to call me and make a

change to your plan. It’s time to get

started today, so you don’t end up like

Samsonlater.

Call me now, I’m here, and I’m going to

help you.

Best,

contact info

online video

 

• A business lesson from Al Capone

There are consequences, and then there

are CONSEQUENCES.

Mostly there are just consequences. By

that I mean if you just ignore a problem

it usually just goes away, like a fly

swimming in your drink – just forget

about it as long as you don’t swallow the

last gulp.

Even if you do, it’s a rather small

consequence and it kind of tickles as it

passes the throat. In fact, most of us

react (re-act, not act) too fast to

problems – often making them worse.

But then there are those problems, like

bad health, taxes, and no savings for old

age, that have CRIPPLING CONSEQUENCES.

I’ve got to tell you that all three often

are associated with money, or lack of it.

Being without funds and in poor health

has terrible consequences. Owing the

government money and not paying, is

nearly as bad as bad health, (and the

stress can lead to even worse health!).

 

Al Capone went to prison for not paying

his taxes, and when he got out, he still

had millions, but he also had syphilis,

which got him in the end.

 

So, we learn from Al Capone, that some

things have CONSEQUENCES. Pay your

taxes and don’t fool around Al.

But being old and unable to earn an

income has a whole bunch of

consequences that you just don’t want

to experience, even if you don’t have to

share a cell in Kirikiri.

However, if you don’t act pretty soon,

growing old without an income IS

something you will experience.

But it’s not here yet. There is time if we

get started today, and do what we have

to do before tomorrow comes.

That’s why I am writing you again about

Learnoflix. If not learnoflix, what? Why not learnoflix? It’s

working for me and many others.

And it can work for you too.

Call me, call me now, you know you want

1. I’m here, willing to help you.

Best,

contact info

online video

 

• I felt as dumb as a soup sandwich

I had one of those teachers back in

SS1 history class, who always

seemed to ask me a question about

something I didn’t know about,

especially the reconstruction period after

the Civil war. Every other day, in front

the class, he’d quiz me about some dull

policy of Obasanjo.

Back in SS1, watching the teacher

drone on and on and on about

then Head od State, Olusegun Obasanjo, was like watching

paint dry. I would just daydream and

he’d catch me.

Then he would ask me about something

that I missed.

The class would laugh, and I’d look a

fool. I looked as dumb as the guy who

couldn’t find water if he fell out of a

boat.

So, as I follow up with you regarding learnoflix, I

wanted to ask you a couple of questions

– but nothing to do with Olusegun Obasanjo.

Actually, I’ll make it just one question,

which is pretty darn easy.

Ready? Here it is:

 

Why don’t you just pick up the phone

and call me and tell me ‘you’re in’?

 

Right now.

 

You know you want to, and you know

you should.

 

Learnoflix is working for many people

who faced worse financial challenges

than you have. What would make you

think it would not work for you?

The longer you wait, the worse not

having money gets.

Friend, Learnoflix is thick and the table is set, isn’t

NOW the time for you to get started with

us?

Call me, I’m here,

Best, 

David.

 Contact info

Online video

 

• My alarm clock kept going off while I was asleep

I was always late for school. It wasn’t my fault – the bell would ring before I’d get there. Still, I hate to miss things. Usually, it means I end up with a lousy seat, or having to wait for the next trip. Now friend, you really are about to miss the learnoflix train. I mean I have been emailing you about it for a while now.

It’s not like you don’t have a ticket? The train has left the station, but it’s going to make a quick stop at the next town for you. I wanted to tell you how hard it was for me to persuade the engineer to make this stop. He said everyone had enough time to get on board. Well, that’s all history now, because here is your chance to get on the train with learnoflix. Get on now, just as the train begins to get into its full speed momentum.

That’s the journey that you want to be part of. Hitting momentum is the most important part of the affiliate marketing voyage. It’s the time to work, and put as many people into the program as possible, as everyone is carried along with the rising tide. Your spot is reserved, your seat is waiting for you, the table’s set and you can be served too. It’s now your turn. Call me, call me now. I’m here, and I’m ready to help you. 

Best, 

contact info 

online video.

 

• Plan 9 from Outer Space

Well, Plan A failed. Is Plan B any good? Well, If Plan B were any good, we would have called it Plan A’. 

You know you need to get started on your ‘Plan B’ , since clearly your Plan A is not working… no shame in that, my plan A was worse. But something is holding you back from Learnoflix.

I’m wondering if it’s just the money. I know saying ‘just money’ seems like an understatement, because we all know the value of money, there’s nothing ‘just’ about it. But I can tell you this. Yes, Learnoflix does take a little start up cash, and yes, getting started with some good positioning can mean setting aside more than you want to.

Heck, any investment is more than we want to, right? But it’s really not the money. I mean, once you consider earning a few thousand naira more per month, and soon after a little more per month, and soon having one hundred thousand naira weeks, and finally a single day when you hit that first NGN1,000,000 in income, well, you’ll look back and see, it wasn’t the money that was the hold up. It was taking action. 

Every day wasted in indecision is a day longer that you must wait to get paid. If you want heat from a stove, you must put wood inside. You can’t say ‘give me some heat first, and then I’ll give you some wood’.

Life does not work like that. You must pay first, in time and money. So, think of a number, your initial operating budget, and give me a call, I’ll make it work, the key is getting started, and I’m here waiting for your call, let’s start now, I’m going to help you. 

Best, 

contact info 

online video.

 

• My old job? More boring than a 2×4

My life sure has changed. My old job was really dull and boring. When my fiancee couldn’t get to sleep, she would call me on phone and say “Tell me about work today, honey.” One thing about Learnoflix is how much fun it is.

Friend, I have to say, besides earning money with Learnoflix on autopilot from the comfort pf my bedroom, I have a heck of a lot of fun each day. You might think it strange that I say that, because I work from home. Perhaps you just think of me as a solitary guy on the phone, or staring at their laptop all day. Well, sure, I do have a home office, but it’s not like that. I feel very connected, more than I did at the office in the days when I had to go to ‘work’.

Now I am on ZOOM with a bunch of friends, from all over the country, even some in overseas, and we work together to build our team in Learnoflix. It’s nice to work with people you like, with whom you have so much in common. We help each other, we laugh with each other, and we earn money with each other.

It’s a real team we have here. And you can be part of that team too, you know. Just call me, tell me you want in, and I’ll help you, heck, we all will. And one day soon, you’ll be helping other people make money too. That’s the process that your phone call to me will start, so pick up the phone and call me now, 

Best, 

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• He’s so rich, he could buy all the back bacon in Canada

I know one of the things we wonder about when we consider affiliate marketing is what others might think of us if they catch wind that we are involved. It’s funny, because affiliate marketing and network marketing are considered pretty good business models these days.

Friend, I guess you have heard of Warren Buffet? The billionaire financial and business genius? A guy so rich he has someone to stir up his fruit on the bottom of the yogurt. He even owns an affiliate marketing company.

He had this to say about affiliate marketing: “If you are a person with huge dreams and would really love to support others in achieving their huge dreams, then the affiliate marketing is certainly a business for you.“ So, I guess the question is, fn, are you someone who wants to earn a really solid income by supporting others? If you are, give me a call, I’m right here, 

Best,

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• A day without sunshine is like…night

You know, often when help is trying to reach us, we don’t see it for what it is. Have you heard the story of the God-fearing man who drowned? There was a terrible flood forecast and all the TV and radio stations were telling everyone to evacuate and head for high ground. One man, a God-fearing man, did not move.

He felt God would keep him alive. Soon the rain came, and there was a foot of water everywhere. An army jeep drove to his door and a solider asked this man if he needed a ride to a safe place. “No” he said, “God will send my help.” It rained some more ’till it was up to his porch, a small navy boat motored over and the sailors asked, “Would you like a ride to a safer place?” The man answered, “No, the Lord will provide.” The rain kept coming and by this time the man was up on his roof.

An air force helicopter flew overhead, and the aircrew shouted down to him, ‘get on the ladder and we’ll take you to dry land’. The man answered again, “No, my God will send my help.” The rain kept coming, the man drowned, died and went to heaven.

  When he got there, he asked God, “Father, why didn’t you send me help?” God replied, “I sent you a warning, a jeep, a boat and a helicopter! What more could you want?’ So, friend, all I can say is this: if you need something to build up your monthly income, Learnoflix is it. Don’t wait and drown in debt, or say a solution was never offered to you – instead give me a call now, I’ll get you started and help you. Call me now, I’m here, 

Best,

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• What did George Clooney say?

You must wonder why I keep emailing you. You might be tempted to think ‘doesn’t this guy ever give up?’ The only failure is not to try. You know who said that? Yup, George Clooney. The only failure is not to try.

Kind of makes sense, at every level. Well, I know a lot of people tell me to give up on people who don’t start Learnoflix right away, but I’m not giving up on you. I’ll tell you why: You remind me of me. You see, I was just like you, I knew about Learnoflix for a while, but I sat on the fence, wondering, waiting for the perfect time, ‘getting ready to get ready’, finding every reason to wait before I pulled the trigger and rolled up my selves to get started.

I’m sure I surprised Sam Harvard when I told him I’m ready. So that’s why I’m not giving up on you, I believe in you. Why not make today the day you surprise yourself and pick up the phone and call me. I’m here. And I’m ready to help you. 

Best,

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• I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favour?

Life is funny, it’s not always what you know, just like the story of John Kallam, the world-renowned criminologist. 

John Kallam graduated with a BA in criminology and joined the US Army. He served about 20 years and was investigating Nazi war criminals during the Nuremberg trials. He set up the new civilian police force in Germany, which took him about 20 years. During that time, he wrote numerous text books on criminal justice until he retired from the army as a full colonel. 

Back home in California, he started teaching criminology at what is now called California State University, Fresno. His teaching was well respected, but after about ten years of service, he was called to report to the president of the college. He was informed that he could no longer teach with just a bachelor’s degree. 

Times were changing, he was told, and the school demanded that faculty members hold a graduate degree. Twenty years of experience was no longer considered adequate qualification to be a professor. New faculty were being required to hold a doctorate, and the college had actually been doing him a favor by letting him keep his job with ‘only’ a master’s degree. 

Not put off, John enrolled in a summer program at an out of state college. 90 days of intensive seminars and then 9 months of home study would get him his new degree. On the first day of class, the instructor was taking roll. He stopped when he read John’s name. “Are you related to the John Kallam who wrote the textbook we’ll be using?” he asked. “I am the John Kallam who wrote the textbook you’re using, ” came the dry response.

So, success is not about what you know in the past, and it’s not about what is fair. It’s about the things we must do to move forward in the changing times we are faced with. And many of these things we need to do are not fair. Just like life was not fair to John. But he did what he had to do, just as I’m sure you will do too. Look, give me a call, I’ll help you, I’m a real person, and I’m ready to hear from you.

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• Who made breakfast?

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. “Great idea!” the chicken cried.

“Let’s offer them bread and eggs?” “Not so fast, ” said the pig. “For you, that’s a contribution. For me, that’s a total commitment.” You may not have remembered, but long ago you searched me out on the internet, looking for a business that could earn you a very substantial monthly income.

I think it was because you were committed to support yourself and your family in these financially challenging times. Just that act of searching for something is a demonstration of your commitment to solving your financial challenges. But looking is just part of showing you are going to do something to earn that money each month. The other part is taking action.

Today is the day for you to take action. Today is the day to pull the trigger on Learnoflix. Come on, don’t be a chicken. Call me, I’m here, and I’m going to help you every step of the way. 

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PS: don’t lay an egg, call me now!

 

• My insomnia is so bad, I can`t even sleep on the job.

It’s hard to sleep while you are in debt, and worried about your finances. I know, I was there too. I wouldn’t rest until I found a cure for my insomnia. It turned out to be learnolfix.

What about you? How about this: every time you are in bed ready to go to sleep you will get the feeling of wanting to call me and get started with Learnoflix – because you realize how much easier it will be to fall asleep once you get started on a plan of action and that will end your insomnia and rebuild your bank account. So, friend, don’t wait till the middle of another sleepless night to call me, call me now, I’m here, ready to help you get started. 

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PS: do it now while it’s still before bedtime!

 

• Why did the turkey cross the road?

It’s funny, some people go through life looking and looking and looking, hoping that things will change. That reminds me of the woman at the supermarket. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the supermarket but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a sales boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The sales boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

You see, it’s better to make a choice now, today, based on what is in front of you, then wait forever for a dead turkey to get bigger, or your bank account to expand on its own.

If you are tired of waiting, I’ve got the bird for you. Its learnoflix, and it’s plump, juicy and just waiting for you. Give me a call, I’m ready to help you as you maneuver your way through Learnoflix. Whether you prefer white meat or dark, I can help you. 

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• No one has ever complained of their parachute not opening

Friendship. 

There are two kinds of friends: those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you. I know which kind of friends I prefer. Funny thing, but I’ll bet that every time you receive an email from me, you are delighted and excited.

Over the time, you have gotten to know me. You know I have a playful fun side, yet at the same time know that I am very serious when I say that I will help you succeed in Learnoflix.

I’m the kind of friend who is around when you need them. I’ll help you make money, and gain more control over your financial affairs. It’s what I have learned to do, and you will too. You see, that is something you learn at Learnoflix, that’s why you are actually happy to receive my emails.

Give me a call now, I’m right here, right by the phone, and ready to work with you. Call me now friend. You know you must do something to end your financial freefall without a parachute. 

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PS: You know you are going to start, so start now and have a safe landing!

 

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• No one wants stale bread

I have really been moving forward this past 30 days with Learnoflix, so much so that I have purchased a large block of leads from a very reliable and proven source.

Here’s my proposition to you, if you pick up the phone and get started with me in the next 48 hours, I’ll provide you with 25% (or NGN500,000 worth) of these leads. These are the very leads I work with every day, and I’m getting results, I don’t want these leads to cool off and get stale, but I have more than I need and I’m going to offer them to you first.

If you want me to give them to the next person in line, well, do nothing, and they’ll slip through your fingers, but if you’re ready to take action… Pick up the phone, give me a call. I’m here, I’m ready to help you,

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PS: Really, call me ASAP or if you are reading this email in the middle of the night, just reply that you’re on board, and I’ll reserve these leads for you and we can get started on them tomorrow.

 

• New retirement program you can bet on!

Have you heard about the new improbability retirement method? Apparently, there are a lot of people involved. It’s a very serious industry, and mostly government backed. It’s totally upfront and reported on by all the news networks. 

I’m not sure if you are in on it yet, but people are lining up to be part of it around here. It goes like this: Every once in a while, sometimes weekly, a government backed corporation offers to let anyone with NGN500 to NGN50,000 in on this great new retirement pension or lump sum scheme.

I’m telling you it’s making people millionaires overnight, solving their financial problems, and, well, it’s changing lives. Here’s how it works: For a few NAIRA, you can purchase, yes, you can own, a, well, let’s call it a string of numbers, which is sort of a code. Now, a big government computer, audited by professionals, then begins the process of calculating and number crunching all the codes that people have purchased for the period associated with that particular investment vehicle.

Once the big government computer had finished calculating, it reveals a code that has been chosen for instant retirement, and/or millions of nairato be paid to the person who holds the same code. Now, get this, if the person who holds the code does not come forward in a set period of time, poof, their retirement money vanishes.

If you snooze you lose – but that money gets carried forward to next week’s investors! So, for those who check if their code numbers equal the government computers chosen number, well, like I said, it’s ‘easy street’ from now on. Not sure if you are investing in this new government backed retirement income strategy yet, but, if you’re not planning on it being part of your benefits package, you could work with me in Learnolfix. Learnoflix is for serious people, not those depending on luck for their retirement.

Look friend, I’m a serious person, and I’m willing to help those who are too. Give me a call, I’m here now, it’s time to make the move to Learnoflix and get your REAL retirement program going. 

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• I bought a book on procrastination, one of these days I’m going to…

Did you know that hard work pays off in the future? But laziness pays off now? Perhaps this is a good strategy to wait! Frend, you know I’ve been keeping in touch with you regarding joining Learnoflix, but now I have to say, good thing you waited. 

Yes, it’s hard to believe, but your plan of waiting to make money might be good after all. I mean, it’s just money, right? Better to have it later, than sooner. You have all the time in the world to earn it, why rush? Waiting To Earn Money is one of the most sought after financial classes in the Harvard MBA program.

Not only that, but many success coaches are preaching and speaking about the evils of ‘getting it done today’ and recommend ‘Procrastination for Profit’ as the best way to deal with your retirement deficient.

After all, it’s working so well for so many people, that it must be the best way forward! Now, in case you just are one of those people who realizes that only dead fish go with the flow, you should give me a call today about Learnoflix. Don’t procrastinate, pick up the phone, I’m here, and I’m willing to help you. Yes, now, do it now. 

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• Are you following the Jiminy Cricket Income plan?

Have you heard of the new ‘success principle’ being followed now by so many people? Well, you could have seen it on Oprah, or some other important current events show. It’s based on one of Napoleon Hill’s lesser-known books, Wish and Grow Rich. It’s called ‘Wishing for Success’…

There are a few other books on the Wishing principle, The Magic of Wishing Big, by Dr. David Schwartz, and Tony Robbins’s new work called Unlimited Wishes. Wallace D. Wattles wrote The Science of Wishing and James Allan’s As a Man Wishes many years ago, and these two are both fast becoming best sellers among those who rarely ever open the books they buy. What about ‘The 7 Habits of Highly Hopeful People?’

Hoping is the first step to a Wish Based Economy, being practiced by so many Nigerians. And you can be part of them. How, well, just close your eyes, and… WISH! It’s easy! Or, well, you could pick up the phone, and make a decision to get to work with me in learonflix. Call me now, I’m here and I’m willing to help you.

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• One of the most excitings emails I have sent (NB leaving spelling incorrect for excitings)

I know you are expecting me to write about Learnoflix, but today I wanted to talk about something more personal and profitable, something that is much bigger then Learnoflix, and could even be much more important. I expect to make so much money I could even pay off your rent if you want! It’s going to make me so rich I’ll just buy a new boat when I get the other one wet.

You see, I received a recent email from Lt. Gen. Peter Olu, National Security Adviser to the New President Dr. Edwardo Jonathan of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I can’t say too much about it right now, but I just extended a loan of funds to the new President of Nigeria, and in return, he is sending me over one hundred and eighty million naira that for some reason, can’t be used in Africa.

This is his promise to me: I selected you after visiting the website and I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of 18.5 million naira to you. Please I want you to note that, this fund is lying in a security Firm and upon my instruction, you will file in an application for the transfer of the money in your name.

I am just waiting for the mortgage on my home to go through to send the President the money. Only one problem, my fiancée. For some reason, they think that is some kind of scam, and want me to keep working hard with Learnoflix, especially since it has been paying off so well for us. Each month our Learnoflix income is growing, and we have started to see less and less wolves at the door.

We can pick up the phone without it being a creditor. Life is getting good! There is money in the bank at the end of the month for the first time in years! If you want to earn a solid income, without relying on the good folks in Nigeria, give me a call, and I’ll help you with Learnolfix. Call me now, 

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• “Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.” Telegram for fn!

I know you are waiting for ‘just the right time’ to begin earning money with Learnoflix.com, which perhaps makes a lot of sense. I knew a guy, a pretty smart guy, who knew all about timing.

His success principle was to always wait until the right moment before engaging with a project. He would get into his car, and not put it into drive until all of the stop lights on the way to his destination were green (he stayed home a lot).

He would not buy any stock until it was at its historic low, and his plan was to only sell it when it was at its historic high. He still has stock from Savannah Bank and Flower Mills, which his Mother had left him in her will, and he’s waiting for the right moment to sell it.

He is still holding on to his fax machine, waiting to put it up on Jiji when the time is ‘right’ , and while he’s doing that, he’s working on his MySpace profile. You know, the moral of this story is that there never is a better time than right now. Why now? Because you need to start making money NOW, and I’m here by the phone waiting to help you NOW. Friend, I’m a real person, willing to work with you in learnoflix, and I believe together is better. So, give me a call,

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• Dalai Lama XIV or Homer Simpson?

Perhaps you noticed that I like to break all the rules. You know the email rules. The ones that say I need to send you the boring emails that you get from your typical affiliate marketing programs. As you have guessed by now, none of these emails I send you were made by Learnoflix. To be honest, I don’t find the typical affiliate marketing emails to be that useful.

You know, those about how long the company has been around (1 year plus), how big the industry is (xyz industry is $billion), etc. etc. I mean, so what? Guess who said “Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.”

The Dalai Lama. I think that is why I like Learnoflix. You see earning a very decent income from Learnoflix is like breaking the rules that say ‘when economy is screwed up, just suffer, the last thing you should do is start a business!’ Yup.

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? In fact, I think it’s because the economy is so screwy that I have found so many professionals and serious folks to get involved in Learnoflix. Had economy been purring along, a lot of people would not have looked twice at this and it would be their loss. There are a lot of people like you out there ready to take action.

But they don’t even know it yet. That’s why we need you, friend, to carry some of the load in reaching these people. It’s not about looking for people who don’t want to get busy with the affiliate marketing program. It’s about spreading the word to those who are desperately seeking what you can offer, all on autopilot. So, let’s get your financial show on the road, pick up the phone and give me a call, I’m here, and I’m going to help you! 

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